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This isn't the usual kind of a place
you'd expect to

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find some action, but a friend of mine
got lucky

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here yesterday and we shot a ball.

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That is more than promising.

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We have definitely got a show going on
right here, so I'm going to park up.

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dodgy people now you

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can never be too careful these days but
let's see who we've got in this car and

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if they're going to give us a show

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okay

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look hello you don't mind if i'm all

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right

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You don't mind if I film, do you?

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I'm just going to go round to the other
side.

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Get the wind down.

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Are you all right?

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Hi. Hello, hello.

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Are you all right?

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Oh, that's super.

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How do you feel, dear?

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No, I've got really cold hands.

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Are you sure?

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Yes, I am.

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Terrific. I'll have a good goal, eh?

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She's enjoying that, isn't she?

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You're enjoying that, aren't you?

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Yes mate, can I ask a quick question?

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Do you know what dogging is?

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Dogging? Yeah. You sure mate?

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Dogging? Do you know what it is?

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Oh mate, honestly, it'd be perfect.

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I've heard of it. I was wondering if any
of you lovely ladies have heard of

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dogging? Oh yeah.

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You don't know anyone who's ever been
dogging?

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I don't know what it means exactly.

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I've seen it.

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So, have you ever heard of dogging?

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Yes. Would you go dogging with me?

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My girlfriend don't know, but I've been
tried.

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Have you ever heard of dogging?

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Do either of you know what dogging is?

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Dogging? I ain't got a clue.

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But I am an respected member of the
public.

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I'm a surgeon, eh?

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Honestly, when you're deep into a race,
and you look, and somebody else is

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watching, what's going on?

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Do you know what talking means?

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Alright, get in the back of the car,
you're giving some of that.

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Some of that.

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In the back of the car, like.

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Yeah, you're getting straight into the
fucking track, see?

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Go there, turn left.

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Morning, mate. Morning, mate.

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What are you doing, you twat?

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Nothing. Eh?

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What is your diameter?

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What? Fucking hell.

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Here, get a smell of that, mate. Ah!

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Fucking prick.

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Hey, man, string.

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Diameter of your cock, you string.

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That's circumference, mate.

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Yeah, well, divide by pi.

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Did you go to school?

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Yeah, but they're more than you.

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You used my credit card again, eh?

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Yeah.

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Quick, get it.

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Will, please can you sort this out,
please?

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I haven't got it now. I'll pay you back,
don't worry.

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What? So they'll pay you back. Alright.

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When?

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Signing on today, mate. I'm going to be
loaded.

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East of England, eight inches.

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It's good, isn't it?

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Not really.

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Alliteration, mate.

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Alliteration. I'm a journalist.

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Alliteration. Yeah, Tanya's over here.

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Yeah. So?

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You going to meet up with her? Or are
you just going to exchange measurements?

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Move along, I'll show you what you're
doing. No, that's fine. Move along, I'll

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show you what you're doing.

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Move along I'll show you what's done.

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Move along I'll show you what's done.

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Man, you've got to play with them a bit
man.

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You've got to get her interested.

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Ask her to meet up.

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Meet up and find out.

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That's all you've got to do. Nah, I
don't want to write that mate. You don't

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want to send her do you not? Definitely.

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Definitely don't want to send her what
I've sent her.

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Yeah, that's what you're going to do
about it.

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Mate, see what she sends back man. She
might be your dirty cow.

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Laura!

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Have you seen my car keys?

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They're by the phone.

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Are you sure? I've looked.

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Uh -huh, yeah, they're there.

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Dad. What?

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That tie is minging.

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Ah, you're right, Pet.

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What would I do, eh?

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Mate, need my clothes?

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Aw, I'll wait, man. What are you being
like that for? Are you in a mood? No.

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you in a mood?

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What are you in a mood for?

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Mate, get off me.

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Isn't Tanya's a weird man?

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Yeah, so what? I wish she's not fucking
you anyway.

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What the fuck do you know about her,
mate? Is she fucking you? Yeah, she is.

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After four years with the same last one,
maybe it's time to call it a day.

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You know what I mean? Yeah.

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What are you in a chat room for?

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Doing a bit of research, aren't I?
Research, what? On wanking?

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Yeah. Well, you're doing very well,
mate. Come here, man. Let me sort it

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Ooh, careful.

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What, me, me clean the house? What, do
you want to live on the street side?

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Fair enough, it's a show flat, but I
rent it to you. It's a fucking show

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And if I take the door money, what, do
you want to go out? Do you want to live

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with your girlfriend?

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Do you want to go live with Tanya the
Katie?

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Why don't you go live with none, none,
none?

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Boys.

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Driving in your coupe, you think you're
flooker I got the rhymes, you got the

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beats, yeah Scratch it back, bring it on
tack Let's go and get a little bit Big

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Mac Have a little bit of burger I take
you out, you wanna have a bit of

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furburger Because you is a batty batty
boy I take you outside and I'll give you

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a sick toy Let me give me the mic, let
me just tell him what he's like He's

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a little puff and I fucking hate me He's
like he's on a bike, riding around

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Giving everybody the sound, what's going
on?

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Going underground.

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This is MC Rob with his ten -foot
schlong.

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Coming along, just in a bitty coupe.

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I've had a bong. I've just had my faith.
It ain't no disgrace.

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I'm just walking around here like I'm in
Amsterdam or some other place.

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Ah, the reed. We're on the same
wavelength.

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Now, but seriously, man, the more season
of the future, man, the beautiful, you

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know, because those men, guys, they need
to sell out. And who do they call?

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Moi.

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I tell you what, man, I love being a bum
in this theatre. Do you know what I'm

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saying, lads?

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So it's like four bedroom house, so
we're tilting each one, including the

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master bedroom on the ex -marital bed.

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And then, we're fucking talking.

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Fuck off.

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Yeah, that'll be exactly where you're
sitting now.

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See, this isn't fucking being a
journalist, man. What do the best

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journalists do? They fucking try it, you
know what I mean? Stop being a fucking

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puss. Fucking do it now.

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Soon. To be honest, mate, it's not my
idea of a good night, going and fucking

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some girl with a hairy arse and club
foot.

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I like girls who've got teeth.

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So, well, then, you're not a fucking
journalist, man. What's your story,

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What's your headline?

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What's deep? What's your scoop? Where's
your fucking angle?

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Come on, you... What are you doing?

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I've got to call Tanya. Get over it, you
little... You've got a business trip?

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Well, you've got a big cult in Chucky
and I'm out now.

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Never been on a business trip before.

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Dead eggs, mate.

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Not too short, is it?

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Who owns the road, mate? I own the road.

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I own the road.

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My name's Rod and I own the road.

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He's on the fucking road.

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All right, mother?

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Sound is out, ain't it?

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What?

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Can I get out and walk with you? No, you
turn up, man. Turn around the corner.

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Don't be like that.

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Say what? You just turn up, yeah? Flash
a light. Is that it?

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What? Dogging?

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I do see. I don't know what you feel
like.

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What?

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What? Are you guilty or something?

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No. You?

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No. Are you?

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No, shut up. I feel like you're clicking
for the back door, boy.

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All right, I'll make a note.

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Eh? You're puffed, but you feel like
going.

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Flashing an inside light as an invite to
speak to you.

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Here. Window roll down. Oh, interior
lights. I thought it was headlights.

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Window roll down. Then what?

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You had a journey.

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A bit complicated, isn't it? You'll get
the hang of it, man. Well, I won't. I'm

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not coming home with you. I wouldn't get
up. That's what it's funny, Reid.

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And you didn't even have to buy a drink,
though. Well, perfect for you.

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Because you haven't got a pot of pizza.

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Go on, you twat.

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When did every fucker in Newcastle turn
into a twat?

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You know, you should have told me. You
didn't even grow up here.

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It's always been full of twats.

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I know.

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Just drop us here. I'm going to get some
interviews on the way. Are you

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interviewing me?

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All right. Oh, you will? Okay. All
right.

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Ready?

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Happy with your hair? You have to send
this off to BBC or something. Yeah, I

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will. Don't worry.

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Um, okay, so, Rob. Yeah. Why do you go
dogging?

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Um... Have you heard of dogging at all?
Yes, I have. You have?

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I have. And what do you know about it?

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It's just when you get in the car and
start having sex with randomers.

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To be honest, I thought dogging at first
was when you had sex with dogs.

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No.

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So this is for you, for you to write to
me? Yeah. I'm just trying to find out...

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So this isn't going on anywhere?

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No, it's not going on the telly or
anything.

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All right, so I'm not going to get any
phone calls and I'm not pushing any

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birds. Probably not, no. No, that is.
No, I wouldn't worry about it.

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Are you trying to look at me chucky?

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How did you do that? Are you trying to
look at me chucky?

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Dogging is doggy style.

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No, it's not. It's when you're in a car
and someone starts trying to have the

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gun with you.

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Something like that.

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Dogging is doggy style.

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When you hang out at the back of the
car.

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Oh, when you hang out at the back of the
car?

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No, when you hang out at the back of
either me or Faye.

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And would you ever go, either of you?

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Not with him.

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Obviously not together as a partnership.

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No.

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Would I get gay?

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No. No, because I'd have to choose my
mate.

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I didn't want to do that.

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Nine -inch chucky. I'm very pleased for
you, Rob.

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No way. I couldn't be happier. Sure.

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You get your chucky out, why would I be
bothered about people watching me slap

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my big fat chucky into our life's bendy
fat blurt?

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Wait, it's not that fat.

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It's kind of nice.

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I'm going to make sure you don't show
this. Sorry, Sarah.

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No, probably... Sorry, darling. Probably
shouldn't let Sarah see this, you know.

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If you're watching this, Sarah, I'm
sorry.

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James, it says here that you've not been
attending job club.

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I don't want to go job club.

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Why is that?

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Because I don't have to go job club.

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James, in your particular case, as a
member of the long -term unemployed, the

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continuation of your benefit is
dependent upon you continuing to go to

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club. Not everyone has to go to the job
club.

244
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:30,110
You have to attend job club for 13
weeks, and after that period of time, if

245
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you've got a job, then obviously the job
club is gone.

246
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:35,430
But if you've managed to find work of
your own, if you've started your own

247
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business, then we can offer you a grant
towards any capital equipment.

248
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:43,810
What? It's free cash then, then? It's
not free cash. If you buy, if you

249
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,870
equipment, which helps you... Get a new
food.

250
00:17:46,389 --> 00:17:48,090
Yeah? Any phone I wanted.

251
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:52,370
We would give up a portion of the money
needed for that phone, yes.

252
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,750
But you've not been actively seeking
employment? Yeah, I've been active.

253
00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:56,050
What have you been doing?

254
00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:57,990
Planning for my business.

255
00:17:58,330 --> 00:17:59,330
And what business is that?

256
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:04,210
It's like a pimping business.

257
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:06,830
Pimp?

258
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:13,250
Yeah, well, basically, I go round, get
these girls, like, want to see Amy,

259
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,310
Donna, Emma, Gemma.

260
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,040
Dean.

261
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,720
Is that right?

262
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,920
Yeah, that goes first.

263
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,440
Right, mate.

264
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:32,600
I'm not being funny, Mr. Dole, but how
am I going to look after my business if

265
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,760
I'm at Job Club cleaning toilets and
picking up leaves?

266
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:36,140
Do you know what I mean?

267
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,320
Excuse me. Don't care. Come on.

268
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,700
That was my thing.

269
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:52,980
Thank you.

270
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,820
Right, so what have you been doing to
find work?

271
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,500
Well, I've been doing all sorts.

272
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:05,600
I mean, obviously, I've trained as a
journalist, so obviously I write letters

273
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:08,080
and I've been to a couple of interviews.

274
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,780
I'll bring you some of my work.

275
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,460
Two interviews. How many letters a week
would you pay?

276
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:14,020
You're writing away for jobs.

277
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:17,710
I've got to put something in the box.

278
00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:22,610
Two or three, five or ten, more than
ten? Five or ten, between five and ten.

279
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:30,090
I'm a journalist, so I like to write and
stuff.

280
00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:31,550
Very good.

281
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:32,970
And email?

282
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:35,790
You want my email?

283
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:38,450
Have you applied for a job via email?

284
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:40,190
Yeah. You have? And how many?

285
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,730
Roughly, probably about...

286
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,160
Know what I mean?

287
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,560
We ain't working hard now.

288
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:52,460
Hiya, Tanya speaking.

289
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,780
Someone's got their business voice on.

290
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,580
I'm afraid I'm a bit busy right now.

291
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,380
Oh, sorry.

292
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,220
Shall I call you back later?

293
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:04,900
Yes,

294
00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:09,380
please. Tomorrow would be good. I was
just ringing up to see how it's going.

295
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:11,840
It's going.

296
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,600
Something urgent.

297
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:15,670
Well, I was just bringing in to know who
you are, really.

298
00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:21,810
I've got stuff to be getting on with, so
I'll let you go. Would that involve the

299
00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:27,130
internet? Well, yes, doing, you know, my
work, yes. Work isn't the internet,

300
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,310
Dan. It's going out and actually doing
something.

301
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,850
Your boss isn't working you too hard, is
he?

302
00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:33,170
That old Winston?

303
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,320
Right there girls, you alright?

304
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,120
Could I have your numbers, please?

305
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:53,740
No. Why not?

306
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,740
Because we don't know you.

307
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,340
So what? You can get to know me.

308
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,200
You alright?

309
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:09,900
I'm just being polite. You alright?

310
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:13,480
Are you new then? Because I haven't seen
you in a while.

311
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,560
Yeah?

312
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,520
Could I have your number, please?

313
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,180
No. Well, do you want mine?

314
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:28,760
So what are you doing at college, then?

315
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,200
Sorry, mate, eh?

316
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,360
What are you doing at college?

317
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,220
Learning, obviously.

318
00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:35,820
You studying out?

319
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,320
Go on, just give me your number.

320
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,660
I'm an alright person, you know.

321
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:43,979
I'm not an idiot.

322
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:44,980
I'm not a nutter.

323
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,060
Could I have it? You want me number?

324
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,320
Yeah.

325
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,530
You twat!

326
00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:08,790
No, not you, man.

327
00:22:09,090 --> 00:22:11,350
I was just wondering when you're next
going.

328
00:22:11,570 --> 00:22:13,790
Are you going tonight?

329
00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:15,690
Maybe today.

330
00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:20,990
Are you planning another excursion? Any
time soon?

331
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:24,810
I just thought I could tag along with
you and Sarah.

332
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:26,830
But what's piking?

333
00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:30,510
Watching. Reverse buckaroo?

334
00:22:40,719 --> 00:22:43,520
Yeah, anyway,

335
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:47,780
I've got to go.

336
00:23:01,390 --> 00:23:05,690
Got a lot of property to show Client

337
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:12,810
How

338
00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:14,530
did you get into it?

339
00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:17,330
How did people not get into it? It's
around.

340
00:23:17,550 --> 00:23:18,550
It's something to do.

341
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:22,630
Okay. And do you go on your own or with
other people?

342
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:27,710
No, it's become more complicated as it's
become more feminized. More

343
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:30,650
feminized? Yes.

344
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,890
Are you the woman in control of it,
then?

345
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:34,250
No, no, no.

346
00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:36,910
All right, sorry.

347
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:39,470
Have you ever had any sort of bad
experiences?

348
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:44,270
Personally, only with the police being a
little bit irritating.

349
00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:45,770
Right.

350
00:23:46,810 --> 00:23:50,270
And what's happened? Do they come and
try and close it down? They just spend a

351
00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:53,010
lot of time, and they could spend
better, dealing with crimes rather than

352
00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:54,990
dealing with, you know, victimless
crimes.

353
00:23:56,190 --> 00:23:57,590
Sure, sure. OK.

354
00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:00,470
It's a bone house right there, isn't it?

355
00:24:01,930 --> 00:24:02,930
Well posh.

356
00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:04,850
Do you know what I mean? Like, upper
class.

357
00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:07,890
Are you upper class? Would you say you
were upper class?

358
00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:09,770
Eh?

359
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,050
Sort of nice gardens and that.

360
00:24:14,130 --> 00:24:15,130
Ay -oh, ay -oh, ay -oh.

361
00:24:16,570 --> 00:24:19,930
They look like drums, though, don't
they?

362
00:24:20,330 --> 00:24:21,810
They do look like drums, granted, innit?

363
00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:30,410
I've seen you at college, and I thought
you were sort of really pretty, but I

364
00:24:30,410 --> 00:24:31,410
see you...

365
00:24:31,730 --> 00:24:34,450
I see you as really pretty, but then
you're probably nice inside as well.

366
00:24:35,790 --> 00:24:39,310
I don't mean... No, I don't mean rude,
nice inside. I just mean you're probably

367
00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:42,210
as nice on the inside as you are on the
outside.

368
00:24:42,490 --> 00:24:43,490
Do you know what I mean?

369
00:24:43,530 --> 00:24:44,530
James.

370
00:24:44,670 --> 00:24:45,670
You remember my name?

371
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,110
Fuck off.

372
00:24:49,490 --> 00:24:52,210
Would you be my Bonnie to the Bonnie and
Clyde? If the father came to come,

373
00:24:52,270 --> 00:24:56,190
would you help me hide? And if I came to
pick you up in a... That's a smart

374
00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:57,390
call, that is, isn't it, Dad?

375
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,820
If I came to pick you up in a stolen
ride, would you decide to roll with me?

376
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,280
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

377
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,460
Laura, what the bloody hell's going on?

378
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,380
What's your game, lad, eh?

379
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,880
My name's Jim.

380
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:12,160
Jim? I didn't ask you your bloody name,
son. What are you doing at my front

381
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,560
door? Would it be all right if I spoke
to Laura, please? No, you can't speak to

382
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,339
her. Why?

383
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,880
Because I'm her dad and I say so, right?

384
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,300
I don't know. Wrong line.

385
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,940
Look, I'm her father, right? You don't
speak to her. Now, fuck off. Now.

386
00:25:25,870 --> 00:25:28,290
I ain't done nothing wrong today. You've
done something wrong knocking on my

387
00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:30,190
fucking front door, son. Piss off. Go
on.

388
00:25:32,090 --> 00:25:33,790
Go on. On your fucking bike.

389
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:35,590
Go this bitch alone, please. I'll tell
you what.

390
00:25:36,150 --> 00:25:38,950
Fucking on your bike, I'll tell you
what. I'll cut your fucking bars off.

391
00:25:39,190 --> 00:25:40,190
All right, mud -ass.

392
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,220
My investigative journalism.

393
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,460
You look like a sort of futuristic
nurse.

394
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,760
What's your boss going to think of you,
eh?

395
00:26:11,020 --> 00:26:15,380
Or I can just, um, just like that.

396
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,440
How about like that?

397
00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:19,820
Alright,

398
00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:22,340
no, no, I'm joking, I'm joking. What
about like that? Like that?

399
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,520
Yeah. So just go like that? Just go like
that. Yeah.

400
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,320
Alright, I'm here for work. Mm -hm.

401
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,920
I've got to look nice.

402
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:32,020
Yeah, nice, not Claire all nice and
easy.

403
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,800
Put the little feline numbers on.

404
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,780
Go on, see if you can get them on.

405
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,120
That's a little bit special, isn't it?

406
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:47,000
What would Winston make of me and these,
eh?

407
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,240
Winston?

408
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:52,940
He's my boss, Dan. I don't think he's
got an opinion on footwear.

409
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,280
Don't stop.

410
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:05,260
I don't know him or anything.

411
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,060
He just fell out of his hole.

412
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,380
Who was that, Pat?

413
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,500
Jim.

414
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,380
How do you know he's called Jim if you
don't know?

415
00:27:27,630 --> 00:27:29,550
Because he told us. How do you think?

416
00:27:31,910 --> 00:27:34,590
You know, Dad, I can't look after
myself.

417
00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:37,850
Unlike Thomae.

418
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,110
I don't know who you are.

419
00:27:46,010 --> 00:27:47,010
No?

420
00:27:54,230 --> 00:27:55,730
Sometimes you look just like your
mother.

421
00:28:08,110 --> 00:28:09,510
But I hope that you do not let go.

422
00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:45,620
Laura? Laura?

423
00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,320
What did we say about locking doors?

424
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:59,220
Listen, you don't want to be hanging
around with lads like that Jim

425
00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:01,900
man. He's a Torag, man. He's just after
one thing.

426
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,680
I can't... Listen,

427
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,560
I know it's difficult for you to
understand, Pet.

428
00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:13,800
But your mum, she wasn't a good woman.

429
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,000
We both know that.

430
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:18,680
Even if we don't like it.

431
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,420
You don't have to go the same way,
Laura.

432
00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:31,280
You don't have to go the same way!

433
00:31:58,330 --> 00:31:59,370
Oh, just my dad.

434
00:31:59,610 --> 00:32:02,670
I had to get out. I'm walking down now.
I'll be there in half an hour.

435
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,840
Are you playing in the air for it?

436
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,620
I reckon he is.

437
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,240
That's another day.

438
00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:05,700
The light's there.

439
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,380
The fan's definitely here, mate.

440
00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:10,339
Look at him.

441
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:11,340
He's sitting there.

442
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,239
He's really like some professional
dogger with a mattress on the back.

443
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:16,639
Hello?

444
00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:20,159
Oh, there's someone over there. There's
someone else on a van.

445
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,280
I don't believe it.

446
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,440
Go away.

447
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,120
I'll have another stop.

448
00:35:00,259 --> 00:35:02,200
Why don't you just stick with it and buy
a drink?

449
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,160
I'm a good dancer.

450
00:35:21,290 --> 00:35:23,550
There's some definite breakage going on
there.

451
00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:26,570
He's probably wanking himself off, isn't
he, Sarah?

452
00:35:27,110 --> 00:35:28,110
Sarah.

453
00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:35,550
Hello?

454
00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:44,490
Here comes another.

455
00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:51,930
Oh, there's a different bit of dog in
there, mate.

456
00:35:53,270 --> 00:35:56,050
Cheeky little dogger. Oh, he's got his
back lights on.

457
00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:57,950
Yeah.

458
00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:00,470
Oh, no, no, no. Brake lights.

459
00:36:00,870 --> 00:36:02,430
See if that guy's going to come over
now.

460
00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:05,930
No. Still happy with his cheeky little
white van.

461
00:36:07,710 --> 00:36:09,230
This is the thing about dogging.

462
00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:11,950
Okay. Fucking hell.

463
00:36:12,730 --> 00:36:13,730
Oh,

464
00:36:15,730 --> 00:36:16,930
for fuck's sake.

465
00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:18,310
Fucking hell.

466
00:36:19,759 --> 00:36:20,759
Fuckin' hell, let me out!

467
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,920
All right, chill out.

468
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:22,819
Fuckin' hell.

469
00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,820
I didn't fucking spoke of you, did I?

470
00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:25,660
You didn't come here to watch your
little wank off, did I?

471
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:27,638
Fuckin' hell.

472
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,140
You've got to start all the fucking
cars, man.

473
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,420
You've got to know how to do it with my
boss.

474
00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:03,450
You must be joking.

475
00:37:09,910 --> 00:37:12,150
What if I... One of them joggers.

476
00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:14,430
Sorry. Can you help me? What are you
doing?

477
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:17,828
Wait, what?

478
00:37:17,830 --> 00:37:18,830
Oi!

479
00:37:20,050 --> 00:37:22,290
Get back here!

480
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,190
Sorry, I'll just... Get back!

481
00:37:26,730 --> 00:37:28,350
Oh, yes, that's amazing.

482
00:37:29,839 --> 00:37:32,620
Beautiful. Oi! Don't waste the chips,
mate. OK, OK.

483
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,720
Have a good night, yeah? Yeah. All
right. Turn it off!

484
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,580
Don't waste the chips. There's no good
chips there.

485
00:37:40,020 --> 00:37:42,160
It's good down here, isn't it? The ducks
and that.

486
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:45,880
Are you all right?

487
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,640
No.

488
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:48,840
I'm not having this.

489
00:37:48,940 --> 00:37:51,400
If you don't behave, you won't be going
on holiday.

490
00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:53,000
Eat your chips and behave.

491
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,560
A bit of a chip -fake going on?

492
00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:03,730
Yeah. A little chip fight in the night.
That was a really bad joke.

493
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:05,350
No,

494
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:12,770
I thought they were down here for the,
you know,

495
00:38:12,890 --> 00:38:16,230
but obviously just here for the chips.

496
00:38:17,850 --> 00:38:18,850
Oh, God.

497
00:38:21,890 --> 00:38:22,890
Carlos Peter.

498
00:38:23,330 --> 00:38:24,970
They obviously are here for the...

499
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,640
Yeah. Wake all the animals up.

500
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,140
It's Dan, by the way.

501
00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:34,500
Hi, I'm Laura.

502
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,520
Nice to meet you.

503
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,480
That's embarrassing, isn't it?

504
00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:46,638
Is it?

505
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,640
Yeah.

506
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,600
Is that your knee?

507
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,240
No.

508
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,180
It's so easy. No.

509
00:38:57,549 --> 00:38:58,790
Dan looks like he's pulled.

510
00:38:59,230 --> 00:39:01,430
Oi. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Don't look.

511
00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:05,450
I wasn't looking at them. I'm not
looking. I wasn't looking. Yes, you

512
00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:07,170
definitely not looking. I'm trying to
avoid looking.

513
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,130
No, I was just glancing.

514
00:39:09,470 --> 00:39:10,470
Come on, Dan!

515
00:39:12,290 --> 00:39:14,710
Have you done this before?

516
00:39:14,950 --> 00:39:17,930
Right, well... Done what before?

517
00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:20,610
Eh?

518
00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:22,310
Eh?

519
00:39:22,570 --> 00:39:23,670
Done what before?

520
00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,270
Come down and feed the ducks, have you?

521
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,129
I am.

522
00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:40,710
I'm going to have to get off though,
really.

523
00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:44,430
I thought... I like your shoes.

524
00:39:45,290 --> 00:39:47,110
Thanks. Favourite shoes ever.

525
00:39:47,790 --> 00:39:49,190
These are my only shoes ever.

526
00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:51,170
Did you see a bit of footsie there?

527
00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:53,590
Look

528
00:39:53,590 --> 00:40:04,710
what

529
00:40:04,710 --> 00:40:05,710
you saw in the mirror.

530
00:40:07,339 --> 00:40:09,240
Look, maybe I'll... Shall I get your
number, like?

531
00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:15,340
Ham and pineapple.

532
00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:16,519
Did you just drop that?

533
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,200
No, I didn't. I just dropped it.

534
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,400
What did you do with that?

535
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:20,640
You dropped it?

536
00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:22,340
Yeah. Yeah, you did? I know.

537
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,840
Yeah. I can't believe the ham and
pineapple condom.

538
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:33,780
Well, a couple of days ago, we were on
about going up to the lighthouse up at

539
00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:35,880
Whitley Bay.

540
00:40:37,610 --> 00:40:40,970
If you do fancy it, like, we are going
to probably go up there.

541
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:44,190
If you like... Fine.

542
00:40:46,490 --> 00:40:47,490
Go.

543
00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:49,850
Oh, there's no need to be like that. No
way.

544
00:40:52,070 --> 00:40:53,070
No?

545
00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:55,670
All right, but... All right.

546
00:40:56,030 --> 00:40:59,650
What? No, no, no. You go, cos I don't
want you... But thank you. You can keep

547
00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:01,250
that. I'll see you at the lighthouse,
yeah?

548
00:41:02,370 --> 00:41:05,310
Yeah. It's lovely to meet you, anyway.
Yeah, nice to meet you.

549
00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:06,890
Yeah.

550
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:53,720
The dark brooding trees loomed in the
background like angry, disapproving

551
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:58,180
Oi! But this reporter asked,
disapproving of what?

552
00:42:58,700 --> 00:43:03,460
Dogging is like flashing its headlights
at you, knocking on the window and

553
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:04,720
grabbing what's inside.

554
00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:06,120
What will it be? Delicious.

555
00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:08,620
Sex with a stranger.

556
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,000
Or possibly love.

557
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,620
Or sex over love.

558
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,980
It's easy to take the piss, isn't it?
Oh, you think so, don't you?

559
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,960
Yeah. A woman like you.

560
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,220
What's this?

561
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,320
What will it be?

562
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,880
Perhaps therein lies the appeal, the
secret thrill.

563
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,240
It's not finished yet.

564
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,540
But who is a dogger?

565
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:45,040
Rather, let us ask, who isn't?

566
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:46,720
Old people.

567
00:43:47,180 --> 00:43:52,540
Young people, doctors, lawyers, binmen,
from every walk of life they come.

568
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:59,380
For dogging is as British as warm beer
and old

569
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,380
maids.

570
00:44:00,860 --> 00:44:01,860
Dogging.

571
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:08,500
Dogging, dogging. Try it. You'll like
it. Or maybe you already have.

572
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:14,680
Yeah, it's more about the way you read
it, really. It's like kind of...

573
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,820
Dogging, I don't know.

574
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:23,840
What do you like? Despite the sterling
effort, you have been unable to find

575
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:24,840
as a journalist.

576
00:44:35,820 --> 00:44:37,340
And what are you doing at Job Club,
then?

577
00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:40,380
What do you think, mate? There ain't
nothing about.

578
00:44:44,509 --> 00:44:48,270
Personally, I used to be sort of a bit
of a player like with the ladies.

579
00:44:49,830 --> 00:44:51,410
Right. Bit of a player and that.

580
00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:53,550
You're a player, isn't it?

581
00:44:56,170 --> 00:44:59,450
But I've met this... I met a right
stunner the other day.

582
00:44:59,970 --> 00:45:00,970
Yeah? Yeah.

583
00:45:02,610 --> 00:45:03,610
Mint, mate, believe.

584
00:45:04,790 --> 00:45:05,790
Gorgeous girl.

585
00:45:06,810 --> 00:45:11,850
I mean, she's, like, more into me than I
am her, like, but I can deal with that

586
00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:12,850
because...

587
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,200
She's beautiful.

588
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,500
Is she, mate? Yeah.

589
00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:21,060
She makes me, like, feel dead good about
myself and she gives me them, like...

590
00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:25,380
You know when you get butterflies and
sort of tingles and warm shake, you know

591
00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:26,860
what I mean, when you shake because you
see a girl?

592
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,280
Do you know what I mean, though?

593
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,020
Yeah, sort of, mate. Gorgeous girl,
mate, believe me.

594
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,780
Can I ask you a question, mate? Of
course you can.

595
00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:41,160
What's a nice, lovely girl who makes you
shake?

596
00:45:41,770 --> 00:45:42,770
What's she doing with you?

597
00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:45,650
Eh? Eh?

598
00:45:53,590 --> 00:45:55,870
Alright. When is your girlfriend then?

599
00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:57,290
Have you got a girlfriend?

600
00:45:59,130 --> 00:46:00,130
Girlfriend?

601
00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,250
That's a bad thing.

602
00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,090
Yep. What kind of thing is that?

603
00:46:07,610 --> 00:46:08,610
Alright, alright.

604
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,820
I'm just saying, it's no way to answer
the phone, is it?

605
00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:20,620
All right, stop going on about it.

606
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,819
Where are you, anyway?

607
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:22,820
Job club.

608
00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:24,320
Fucking gash.

609
00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:25,499
That's a surprise.

610
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:26,980
I thought you'd be with that prick Rob.

611
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:30,580
Why are you always going on about it?
Don't start. You know I don't like him.

612
00:46:30,940 --> 00:46:35,600
Why? Because he's a prize, Fanny. Yeah,
well, at least he's looking after me,

613
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,820
isn't he? Yes, I know he lets you sleep
on his study.

614
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,840
No chance you're sleeping on mine.

615
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:42,640
You're the one with the degree. You
should be looking after me.

616
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,638
Cheers, Tanya.

617
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,920
I'm just a local clampette.

618
00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,140
Yeah.

619
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,640
What?

620
00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:55,020
Where? Because it's really getting on my
tits at the moment.

621
00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:57,780
Yeah, tonight.

622
00:46:58,860 --> 00:46:59,860
Where?

623
00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:01,620
I don't know.

624
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,760
Usual place.

625
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,660
Yep, I'll see you there.

626
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,940
Love you. You too. Bye. Bye.

627
00:47:18,229 --> 00:47:19,270
She fucks you about.

628
00:47:19,630 --> 00:47:22,570
I've got someone that I can trust.
You're only fucking jealous because

629
00:47:22,570 --> 00:47:23,229
got an out.

630
00:47:23,230 --> 00:47:26,730
You've just got a slag. What's a girl
that can go and do this thing? You don't

631
00:47:26,730 --> 00:47:30,970
think that she's... Fuck off. Tanya
would go. You know Tanya would go.

632
00:47:31,170 --> 00:47:32,870
No, I don't think so. Tanya would go.

633
00:47:33,170 --> 00:47:35,730
Hey, man, she'd go. She could fucking
fit this car by Fanny.

634
00:47:37,890 --> 00:47:38,890
She'd go there.

635
00:47:40,010 --> 00:47:40,788
Doubt it.

636
00:47:40,790 --> 00:47:41,790
She'd go there.

637
00:47:42,190 --> 00:47:43,190
Right?

638
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:02,740
Come on, Tanya, get in the car.

639
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,400
I'm not fucking getting in there. Get in
the car, Tanya.

640
00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:08,080
No, it's got all that shit on it. Tanya,
get in the car.

641
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:18,198
You all right?

642
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,200
I've been better.

643
00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:22,860
We should cut it again.

644
00:48:28,780 --> 00:48:30,280
Excuse me, sir, is this your car?

645
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,760
But you're not an estate agent, are you?

646
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:40,240
So what are people going to think? Are
they going to think that my boyfriend's

647
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,158
an estate agent?

648
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,980
No, they're not. They're going to think
my boyfriend is pretending to be an

649
00:48:44,980 --> 00:48:47,420
estate agent. Or they might just see the
sticks on the car and think that's an

650
00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:48,420
estate agent.

651
00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:49,940
Everyone knows.

652
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:53,320
Everyone knows that you're still my
boyfriend and you haven't got a job.

653
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,320
everyone know?

654
00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:55,800
Does he know?

655
00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:57,620
No.

656
00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:58,780
Excuse me, mate.

657
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,840
Dan, man. Excuse me. Shut up.

658
00:49:02,060 --> 00:49:03,060
She doesn't know.

659
00:49:04,270 --> 00:49:06,070
Such a fucking child.

660
00:49:06,630 --> 00:49:08,410
Such a fucking child.

661
00:49:11,690 --> 00:49:12,890
That was awful.

662
00:49:13,330 --> 00:49:15,250
Yeah? It's actually getting worse.

663
00:49:21,710 --> 00:49:22,710
Papa done.

664
00:49:23,870 --> 00:49:25,110
You know I don't like them?

665
00:49:26,850 --> 00:49:27,850
Yeah, I know.

666
00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:30,090
That was so funny.

667
00:50:00,690 --> 00:50:01,690
How's work?

668
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,090
What?

669
00:50:12,990 --> 00:50:16,810
I don't want you to ask because you
think you have to. I want you to ask

670
00:50:16,810 --> 00:50:18,210
you want to. I just asked how work was
going.

671
00:50:18,430 --> 00:50:22,170
I want you to ask us how work was, but I
don't want you to ask us because you

672
00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:25,970
think you have to ask us. I didn't think
I had to. I just bloody asked how work

673
00:50:25,970 --> 00:50:26,970
was. What's wrong with that?

674
00:50:27,770 --> 00:50:29,130
Because you felt like you had to.

675
00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:33,100
I don't want you to feel like you have
to. I want you to just do it. I didn't

676
00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:36,400
ask because I thought I had to. I asked
because I wanted to know how work was.

677
00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:38,340
Why have you been making a big thing of
it?

678
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,220
I'm not making a big thing out of it.
It's not as if you ever ask me what I'm

679
00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:42,720
doing, is it? I know what you do.

680
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,520
Fuck all, that's what you do.

681
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:46,680
What?

682
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:48,600
Sitting at home all day?

683
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,138
Rob's flat?

684
00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:51,260
The internet?

685
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,400
So stressful.

686
00:50:53,460 --> 00:50:54,660
Hello, can I get you anything?

687
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,480
Oh, hi, what will I sell you? Oh, hi,
can I help you? Hi, can I help you?

688
00:50:58,700 --> 00:50:59,700
Hi, fuck off.

689
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,360
Hi, brilliant job.

690
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:03,600
How many walls did you paint?

691
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,980
What colour were they? Did you take a
packed lunch? Did your feet get cold?

692
00:51:08,020 --> 00:51:09,020
was it horrible?

693
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,820
Well, where's the excitement, Dan?
Where's it gone?

694
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,820
All right, do you want to do something
exciting?

695
00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:17,760
What, we're going to go to a different
Indian restaurant?

696
00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:19,540
No, I can't.

697
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,160
We're going to go and do something.

698
00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:22,819
What are you doing?

699
00:51:22,820 --> 00:51:24,520
We're not fucking staying here, are we?
Come on.

700
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,440
Cheers, yeah?

701
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,800
Poppadoms are fucking lovely.

702
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:29,460
Tanya, come on. We're going.

703
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,160
Are we?

704
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,160
What are we doing here?

705
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:39,660
Well?

706
00:51:39,820 --> 00:51:40,820
We'll find out.

707
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,840
We're having a good time.

708
00:51:52,049 --> 00:51:53,049
Done. What?

709
00:51:55,910 --> 00:51:56,910
Don't tell my mum.

710
00:51:59,230 --> 00:52:00,630
You're so bloody childish.

711
00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:02,050
I'm not being childish.

712
00:52:02,690 --> 00:52:04,030
What the fuck was that all about?

713
00:52:04,970 --> 00:52:06,910
Well, I'm just saying don't put the
lights on, that's all.

714
00:52:08,190 --> 00:52:09,610
It's killing the atmosphere, isn't it?

715
00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:13,630
Don't start.

716
00:52:13,690 --> 00:52:14,690
What?

717
00:52:14,970 --> 00:52:15,970
What? What?

718
00:52:16,590 --> 00:52:18,090
Well, you're not going to try and kiss,
are you?

719
00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:19,870
Don't be ridiculous.

720
00:52:20,590 --> 00:52:21,590
Damn, man.

721
00:52:22,690 --> 00:52:25,350
Look, we're not 17 anymore.

722
00:52:25,650 --> 00:52:26,650
Yes, I know.

723
00:52:26,930 --> 00:52:31,990
You know, maybe if you had a job, then
you'd have some money. Then you could

724
00:52:31,990 --> 00:52:32,808
have a flat.

725
00:52:32,810 --> 00:52:35,290
Then you'd have somewhere to take us
when you wanted to fuck instead of

726
00:52:35,290 --> 00:52:38,690
complaining all the time and driving out
into a car park in the middle of

727
00:52:38,690 --> 00:52:39,690
frigging nowhere.

728
00:52:40,930 --> 00:52:42,690
We'd like it. Oh, right. Lovely.

729
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,240
Don't roll down the window.

730
00:52:58,680 --> 00:52:59,680
Why?

731
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:02,920
Howdy.

732
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,840
Alright. Yeah, what's up?

733
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,600
What does he want?

734
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:13,060
Um... Well, you could come over to our
place.

735
00:53:13,580 --> 00:53:16,140
It's the big camper van, over that way.

736
00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:21,340
The missus, she likes it both ways, if
you know what I mean.

737
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:23,600
Bring your fella there.

738
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,060
He might want to watch.

739
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:36,100
Dan? Um... Have you, um... You've heard
of dogging?

740
00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:37,340
Yeah.

741
00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:39,220
What?

742
00:53:39,860 --> 00:53:41,320
What's wrong with you, mate? I thought
you wanted excitement.

743
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,300
You're with a fucking man that looks
like Freddy the Lion.

744
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,060
I don't look like Freddy the Lion. All
right, mate.

745
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800
Looks nice.

746
00:53:50,580 --> 00:53:51,580
What have you been having?

747
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:52,900
It's got a bow tie on.

748
00:53:53,550 --> 00:53:57,010
Oh, my God, then I'll open me legs. Do
you know what I mean? Fucking hell.

749
00:53:57,270 --> 00:53:58,270
What are you doing?

750
00:53:58,450 --> 00:53:59,450
I'm getting out.

751
00:54:00,630 --> 00:54:02,630
Tanya! Don't Tanya me.

752
00:54:02,850 --> 00:54:03,870
You said you wanted excitement.

753
00:54:04,930 --> 00:54:11,770
Fucking one. This is what I've been
re... I

754
00:54:11,770 --> 00:54:12,770
don't believe it.

755
00:54:13,570 --> 00:54:14,810
He's got a bow tie on.

756
00:54:16,790 --> 00:54:17,649
Wait, wait.

757
00:54:17,650 --> 00:54:18,650
Eh?

758
00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:24,980
Can you be quiet, please?

759
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:27,400
It's the public, boss. Have a bit of
respect.

760
00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:34,620
Nora.

761
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:36,720
You all right, Nora?

762
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:38,700
It's Jim.

763
00:54:39,260 --> 00:54:40,720
Do you remember me?

764
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:48,380
Don't mind them. They're all from bad
backgrounds, like broken homes.

765
00:54:49,100 --> 00:54:50,900
You know what I mean? Cancel houses and
that.

766
00:54:52,399 --> 00:54:56,140
They're all right. They're not like bad
people or anything. They just... They

767
00:54:56,140 --> 00:54:59,400
ain't got no else to do, so they're just
a bit loud and... You know what I mean?

768
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:06,340
So they look really nice.

769
00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:08,220
Look dead pretty.

770
00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:10,220
In fact, they look stunning.

771
00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:13,540
You know what I mean? You're like a
lightbulb in the middle of a bus.

772
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:17,240
Just shine with your beauty.

773
00:55:26,379 --> 00:55:27,379
You hungry?

774
00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:29,840
You a bit hungry?

775
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:32,540
I'm starving.

776
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,700
Do you want to come out for something to
eat with me?

777
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,760
Maybe.

778
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:40,240
I'm paying, like.

779
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,380
I don't have to even go out. I'll pay
for the whole lot.

780
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,240
Go to the library if you want.

781
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,840
What are you getting up here for? It's
in the middle of nowhere.

782
00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:55,060
What are you getting up here?

783
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,880
Look, Jane, I'm really kind of fucking
fed up with things, and there's this big

784
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:03,380
fucking jogging meet at St. Mary's
Lighthouse tonight, so I thought I'd go

785
00:56:03,380 --> 00:56:04,780
and have sex with a stranger.

786
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,200
OK?

787
00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:07,680
Can you move up a little, please?

788
00:56:30,690 --> 00:56:31,690
Rob, mate.

789
00:56:32,090 --> 00:56:33,330
Dan, where the fuck are you?

790
00:56:33,670 --> 00:56:36,850
Look, mate, I've gone to the fucking car
park with Tanya. She's run off. I don't

791
00:56:36,850 --> 00:56:37,828
know where the fuck she is.

792
00:56:37,830 --> 00:56:38,830
Dan, to fuck off.

793
00:56:39,350 --> 00:56:40,350
Sarah says hello.

794
00:56:40,670 --> 00:56:43,110
I've looked around the car park twice. I
can't see you. Dan says hello.

795
00:56:45,430 --> 00:56:46,430
Rob?

796
00:56:47,110 --> 00:56:52,130
What are you asking me for, man? Just
fucking get out the car. I can't help

797
00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:53,950
Fuck.

798
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,100
Nothing to see here, mate.

799
00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:13,860
Mate, fuck off. There's nothing to see.

800
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,120
No.

801
00:57:17,940 --> 00:57:19,120
Mate, fuck all here.

802
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,200
Fuck off. We're going to see what's in
Wank.

803
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,300
It's just so hard.

804
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,800
Of course it is, sweetheart.

805
00:57:35,260 --> 00:57:36,580
But it's not what you think.

806
00:57:37,870 --> 00:57:42,610
Just sometimes it's like you need to go
kick up the ass.

807
00:57:43,850 --> 00:57:48,930
Well, I hate to say it, but that's one
thing about guys. They can be real

808
00:57:48,930 --> 00:57:50,030
bastards when they want to be.

809
00:57:52,990 --> 00:57:55,330
It was the same with the two of us.

810
00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:58,430
It really was, before we started
dogging.

811
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,750
Brilliant action going on over there.

812
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,800
I don't know what's going on here,
but...

813
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:19,840
Oh,

814
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,480
it's that little... How about another
cup of tea?

815
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,120
Yeah, thank you.

816
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,820
Hey, would you like to see some pictures
of our grandchildren?

817
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:02,640
Oh, look at that one.

818
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,020
I've never seen no one get it.

819
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:06,718
It's great.

820
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,560
Hey, it's a box -eating handball.

821
00:59:09,540 --> 00:59:11,500
No, no, no, it's not, man. What is it?

822
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,060
You're right, that's a rigorous bugger,
really. It is. That's neat.

823
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,100
Suspension's working a treat there,
look.

824
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:21,280
And a Nissan hatchback, a white wrench.

825
00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:22,118
I know.

826
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,900
Look at the trim on it. That's amazing.

827
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:25,500
All right there, Pep.

828
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,180
Want to get a couple of hands on that?

829
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,520
Oh, no, thanks.

830
00:59:30,570 --> 00:59:32,110
It's a one -liter engine, man.

831
00:59:32,350 --> 00:59:35,830
Oh, that's really rare. That's dead
rare, that one.

832
00:59:36,090 --> 00:59:38,510
I know, it's brilliant, man. Why range?

833
00:59:38,890 --> 00:59:40,450
It's a good little runner as well.

834
00:59:40,890 --> 00:59:41,890
Dan?

835
00:59:43,470 --> 00:59:44,770
Laura. Hiya.

836
00:59:45,150 --> 00:59:47,170
How you doing, all right? I told you I'd
come.

837
00:59:49,130 --> 00:59:51,930
Um... Hang on.

838
00:59:52,470 --> 00:59:53,470
Go back in.

839
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,140
Oh, come on, Dan, come on. I brought the
ham and pineapple.

840
01:00:41,650 --> 01:00:42,670
Interesting, that, mate.

841
01:00:43,970 --> 01:00:44,970
You all right, Pip?

842
01:00:45,050 --> 01:00:46,410
See anything interesting tonight?

843
01:00:46,690 --> 01:00:47,529
Fuck off.

844
01:00:47,530 --> 01:00:48,610
The mouth on that.

845
01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:50,570
The mouth on that.

846
01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:52,649
Thanks, lad.

847
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:53,650
Oh,

848
01:00:55,050 --> 01:00:56,050
I like that.

849
01:00:56,630 --> 01:00:57,710
Oh, I like that one.

850
01:00:57,950 --> 01:00:58,950
Come on, a bit faster.

851
01:00:59,330 --> 01:01:02,370
Oh, that's it, that's it. I like that
one.

852
01:01:02,850 --> 01:01:04,210
Oh, a cautious one, isn't it?

853
01:01:04,510 --> 01:01:05,510
Putting us off.

854
01:01:05,930 --> 01:01:06,930
Another time, yeah?

855
01:01:09,530 --> 01:01:10,530
See you.

856
01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:17,620
Laura? Tanya?

857
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,400
Laura?

858
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:21,640
Where have you been?

859
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:22,859
Just getting in the car.

860
01:01:22,860 --> 01:01:23,960
James, I'm not in the mood.

861
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,500
I've just come down here to see if
you're alright.

862
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,299
I'm fine.

863
01:01:26,300 --> 01:01:27,420
Are you okay? Where have you been?

864
01:01:27,740 --> 01:01:28,658
I'm fine.

865
01:01:28,660 --> 01:01:31,320
Are you sure? Yes, I'm fine. None of
these have messed about with you? No,

866
01:01:31,460 --> 01:01:34,440
James, I'm fine. I swear to God...
Fucking weirdo's pervert.

867
01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:35,779
Dogging bastard.

868
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:36,718
Tanya?

869
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,760
Stop whinging like a fanny and get in
the car.

870
01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:40,100
Look, I was thinking, yeah?

871
01:01:40,260 --> 01:01:42,220
I've got some steak and kidney pie left
in my pocket.

872
01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:44,640
Do you want to come with me to go and
feed the ducks?

873
01:01:45,980 --> 01:01:47,020
You don't have to snog us.

874
01:01:48,220 --> 01:01:49,220
But you can if you want.

875
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,840
I can't wait to do that.

876
01:01:52,140 --> 01:01:52,859
I know.

877
01:01:52,860 --> 01:01:54,160
I'm the same. I'm the same.

878
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,700
Shut up and walk this hole.

879
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:01,240
Well?

880
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000
I've been thinking.

881
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:08,420
What have you been thinking?

882
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:10,800
Where the fuck have you been?

883
01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:14,580
Maybe I was wrong.

884
01:02:16,180 --> 01:02:17,180
About what?

885
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,620
About us. About this.

886
01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:22,540
What? What the fuck are you talking
about?

887
01:02:23,580 --> 01:02:24,580
No.

888
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,280
Shut up.

889
01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:32,780
Daniel, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What's the fucking talk?

890
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,160
I know the lassie who swings those hips.

891
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,840
I know the lassie with those red lips.

892
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,360
It's me, sweetheart. Your future lover.

893
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:51,960
Daniel, wait.

894
01:02:52,340 --> 01:02:53,780
Wait, wait, can we not...

895
01:02:53,780 --> 01:03:00,440
Daniel,

896
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,980
there's fucking two blokes outside.

897
01:03:08,260 --> 01:03:10,540
Dan, we're talking... Fuck off!

898
01:03:11,540 --> 01:03:14,320
What? Shut the fuck up. I'm a dog.

899
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:16,320
Wait, fuck.

900
01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:18,540
I mean, there's nothing over there
fucking having a wank.

901
01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:20,540
Oi!

902
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:24,920
I'm a fucking light off.

903
01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:27,520
Can you stop it?

904
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:28,738
Fuck you.

905
01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:29,738
Fucking hell.

906
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:30,740
Fuck off!

907
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:44,440
Alright, so, okay, what did you think?

908
01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:47,420
I thought it was mint.

909
01:03:48,340 --> 01:03:49,520
It was really exciting.

910
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,000
Mint and exciting.

911
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:52,460
Yes, done.

912
01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:57,240
Exciting, what, like, jumping out of a
plane is exciting.

913
01:03:59,420 --> 01:04:03,360
And there's a turn on, and it was
something new and exciting and

914
01:04:04,660 --> 01:04:05,800
And I want to go again.

915
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:09,840
This wasn't me trying to find us a new
hobby, Tanya. This was me showing you

916
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,040
what I was researching, that's all.

917
01:04:11,780 --> 01:04:13,540
It was an accident.

918
01:04:13,860 --> 01:04:16,920
I didn't mean for that to happen. I was
just showing you what I was researching.

919
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,000
You didn't mean for it to happen?

920
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,260
You drove up to a dog and say, and you
didn't mean for it to happen? I didn't

921
01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:25,040
think you'd be wandering off with the
first stranger to put his head through

922
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:26,900
window, did I? I was just showing you
what I was doing.

923
01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:31,820
I'm glad you came, I'm glad you saw what
I was researching, but that's it, it's

924
01:04:31,820 --> 01:04:32,399
over now.

925
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,400
So you're never going back?

926
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000
You're not being serious.

927
01:04:37,210 --> 01:04:38,750
Yes. And I think you should.

928
01:04:39,150 --> 01:04:42,670
What? Well, is it not important for your
research to actually go and fucking

929
01:04:42,670 --> 01:04:43,670
research it?

930
01:04:44,030 --> 01:04:47,030
That is possible, Tanya. You know, if I
was researching serial killers, I

931
01:04:47,030 --> 01:04:49,910
wouldn't go... Are you researching
serial killers, Dan?

932
01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:53,270
No. No, you're researching dog and
something that's happening on the

933
01:04:53,270 --> 01:04:56,910
doorstep. All I'm saying is, research is
important.

934
01:04:57,270 --> 01:05:00,170
I fucking know. If you want to be a
proper journalist, you've got to go out

935
01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:01,019
there and do it.

936
01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:03,760
If you're going to fanny on on the
internet, it's not exactly cutting -edge

937
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:06,760
journalism, is it? What, so you want me
to take you dogging again, then, because

938
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,060
I'm researching it for an article?

939
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:09,540
Yes. No.

940
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,540
Look, I don't want to go again, all
right?

941
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,700
Right, fine, I'll find someone who does.

942
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,960
You are wonderful, sweetheart.

943
01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:00,880
You're telling me bloody lies again,
aren't you?

944
01:06:02,460 --> 01:06:04,880
You're telling us lies again. Brandon,
what a story.

945
01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:06,100
Listen,

946
01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:07,740
I'm not having it in my house, right?

947
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,500
I'm not bloody having it.

948
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:10,960
Yo!

949
01:06:25,780 --> 01:06:26,260
You

950
01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:34,200
could

951
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:35,200
let us know.

952
01:06:46,380 --> 01:06:49,320
Do you want to blow it again, man?
Sarah, man, I'm fucking nuts. Don't get

953
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:55,420
huge... I've got the TV, I've got the
banana. What do you want? I want a

954
01:06:55,420 --> 01:06:57,940
babysitter. I want to play with him all
day.

955
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:02,260
I want to play with him all day. Go out,
use the internet, be fine, all right?

956
01:07:02,260 --> 01:07:03,260
I'm going.

957
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:05,180
Sarah? No, I'm going.

958
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:09,300
And I'm not going to beg me to delete
this shit either.

959
01:07:19,210 --> 01:07:20,630
Police man. Fucking police car.

960
01:07:20,850 --> 01:07:21,910
Fucking police car.

961
01:07:22,310 --> 01:07:26,650
I was starting to get into it. You wind
the window down and they're peering in.

962
01:07:26,970 --> 01:07:31,130
I know, but honestly, I believe this
man. It's fucking amazing.

963
01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:51,540
There's no one there.

964
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:54,480
There's no one.

965
01:07:54,620 --> 01:07:55,620
There's no one there?

966
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,140
No. Mm -hmm.

967
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:03,160
Come on. I can see someone.

968
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:05,560
It's fucking blank.

969
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,600
Fucking hell. Fuck off, mate.

970
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:10,360
Yeah. It's fucking wanking, Tanya. Stop
it.

971
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Stop it.

972
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,520
Oh, he's a fucking spunk on a fucking
windscreen. Fucking hell.

973
01:08:16,819 --> 01:08:17,818
No, no, no.

974
01:08:17,819 --> 01:08:18,819
Broke it off.

975
01:08:27,790 --> 01:08:32,109
I take clients into that car today and
find a Johnny on the passenger seat.

976
01:08:43,229 --> 01:08:44,229
Is he again?

977
01:08:52,069 --> 01:08:56,210
This is your last chance. Now get in
there and prove to me that you should

978
01:08:56,210 --> 01:08:57,118
be here.

979
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:58,120
You understand?

980
01:08:58,920 --> 01:08:59,920
Do you understand?

981
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:01,740
Well, it looks like you mean it.

982
01:09:02,819 --> 01:09:06,600
Get in there and show me that you
deserve being paid at the end of this

983
01:09:06,740 --> 01:09:09,859
This is your last chance, Rob. Now get
in there and get out my sight.

984
01:09:54,029 --> 01:09:55,030
What in the hell, Sarah?

985
01:09:55,110 --> 01:09:56,110
What?

986
01:09:56,430 --> 01:09:57,430
What do you mean, what?

987
01:09:57,890 --> 01:09:59,750
In the shower you could knock or
something.

988
01:10:07,090 --> 01:10:08,090
Oh, right.

989
01:10:09,850 --> 01:10:11,050
You fucking off then?

990
01:10:14,110 --> 01:10:17,410
Had your fun and now you're fucking off.
I know who the fuck you think you are,

991
01:10:17,430 --> 01:10:18,430
you little shit.

992
01:10:18,490 --> 01:10:19,750
I mean, what do you know about me?

993
01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:25,150
What do you know about anything?

994
01:10:39,030 --> 01:10:42,310
Rob's a lovely boy.

995
01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:45,490
Yeah.

996
01:10:46,050 --> 01:10:48,910
But I like dogging more.

997
01:10:50,490 --> 01:10:52,910
So, I'm gonna get a cab.

998
01:10:54,190 --> 01:10:56,630
And I am going to go to the lake
tonight.

999
01:11:10,010 --> 01:11:11,370
Of course I really like her.

1000
01:11:12,490 --> 01:11:14,490
She wouldn't be my girlfriend if I
didn't like her, would she?

1001
01:11:15,090 --> 01:11:17,490
How many other car boxes has she painted
and displayed in?

1002
01:11:18,930 --> 01:11:19,930
Her?

1003
01:11:22,010 --> 01:11:23,010
What?

1004
01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:26,680
You met her going, you know, she goes
dogging. It's my fucking girlfriend.

1005
01:11:27,860 --> 01:11:29,640
Do I ask you about fucking sluggy Tanya?

1006
01:11:30,860 --> 01:11:32,520
You're talking about trust, can you
trust her?

1007
01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:34,100
I'm just wondering.

1008
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:36,840
Well, of course I'm serious about that.

1009
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:40,260
Someone old enough to be your mum. Let
me ask you a few questions.

1010
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,500
Let me ask you a few questions.

1011
01:11:42,900 --> 01:11:43,900
Listen,

1012
01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:46,220
listen, have you... Can I ask you a
question?

1013
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:49,580
Have you heard anything about Sarah
being unfaithful to me?

1014
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,160
No, but...

1015
01:11:52,570 --> 01:11:56,750
No, no, no, there's no both. The
answer's no. The answer's no. The

1016
01:11:57,650 --> 01:11:58,870
The answer's no.

1017
01:11:59,350 --> 01:12:00,350
So?

1018
01:12:01,950 --> 01:12:03,070
Hiya, can I have your number, please?

1019
01:12:04,590 --> 01:12:05,610
Hiya, can I have your number, please?

1020
01:12:33,890 --> 01:12:37,210
So, why are you with a girl that fancies
her boss? Why are you with a girl

1021
01:12:37,210 --> 01:12:38,690
that's trying to touch your cousin's
chucky?

1022
01:12:43,050 --> 01:12:44,050
Eh?

1023
01:12:44,590 --> 01:12:45,730
No, I'm serious, all right.

1024
01:12:47,470 --> 01:12:51,390
Why... Excuse me. All right, listen,
I'll tell you everything that you need

1025
01:12:51,390 --> 01:12:55,450
know. You tell me what's good about
being with Tanya. And if you can

1026
01:12:55,450 --> 01:12:56,710
No, listen, I'm not being horrible.

1027
01:12:56,970 --> 01:13:00,730
If you can convince me that you're with
Tanya for the right reasons, I'll

1028
01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:02,330
apologise, I'll give you a kiss.

1029
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:03,760
On the lips. No, I'm back now.

1030
01:13:04,060 --> 01:13:05,240
No, no, I'm serious.

1031
01:13:05,540 --> 01:13:09,280
I want to record this so I can hear your
reasons why, because I'm your cousin. I

1032
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:11,320
want to find out why you're someone that
treats you like shit.

1033
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:15,240
Yeah, I'm not doing this to be a prick.
I'm doing this because I care about you.

1034
01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:19,800
You tell me. No, no, two seconds. Tell
me three things that make you happy

1035
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:20,800
her.

1036
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:26,280
Um... Oh, no, I'm not doing this, I'm
not doing this. Ask me three things that

1037
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:27,340
make me happy about Sarah.

1038
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:30,040
She's kind, she's considerate, bendy as
fuck.

1039
01:13:31,850 --> 01:13:34,890
Yeah, well, I don't want to be with a 40
-year -old dogger, do I?

1040
01:13:35,570 --> 01:13:40,910
I want to be with a nice girl who, you
know, doesn't get her jollies off by

1041
01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:45,210
getting around a car park and shagging
strangers all night. It's not my bag.

1042
01:13:45,470 --> 01:13:47,150
Soft. Simple as that.

1043
01:13:47,550 --> 01:13:48,550
Sudden.

1044
01:13:48,710 --> 01:13:49,710
Shite.

1045
01:14:14,830 --> 01:14:20,770
Hi there. Are you, uh... Hi there.

1046
01:14:21,010 --> 01:14:23,690
Are you, uh... You

1047
01:14:23,690 --> 01:14:40,390
bastard.

1048
01:14:41,830 --> 01:14:42,830
Wait,

1049
01:14:43,110 --> 01:14:46,570
please. I didn't know you were you. I
didn't know you were Horny Jordy, lad.

1050
01:14:46,570 --> 01:14:48,510
Well, I am. I am Horny Jordy, lad.

1051
01:14:48,990 --> 01:14:52,070
I know. I know. It's funny, isn't it?
I'm sorry. Get off me.

1052
01:14:52,450 --> 01:14:55,590
Just wait a minute. Just wait a minute.
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to run

1053
01:14:55,590 --> 01:14:59,150
off. I'm sorry. I had to help. Wait,
wait. Don't run off. Can you get off me?

1054
01:14:59,630 --> 01:15:01,110
No, look. Let's not talk to you.

1055
01:15:02,150 --> 01:15:03,910
Just give me a second chance. Let's just
talk.

1056
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:22,858
You all right, Ben?

1057
01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:23,860
You're home early.

1058
01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:27,080
It's all right. I've just been skiving a
bit.

1059
01:15:33,460 --> 01:15:36,080
You know, Laura, when your mum... Oh,
Dad.

1060
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:37,800
Listen, listen, listen, please.

1061
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:42,440
I'm not the best at talking. I need to
get this out.

1062
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,020
When your mum ran off... Dad.

1063
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:50,920
OK, OK.

1064
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,540
When your mum left us.

1065
01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:59,160
Oh, Dad, I don't want to talk about it.
Are you going to shut up? Let me try to

1066
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:00,160
get this out, please.

1067
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:15,560
When you love someone, it doesn't mean
you know how to love

1068
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:16,560
them.

1069
01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:29,680
By the time you realise all your
mistakes, it's too late, isn't it?

1070
01:16:34,220 --> 01:16:35,800
She didn't love you anymore.

1071
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:45,220
Your mum... Your mum didn't leave her.

1072
01:16:45,460 --> 01:16:46,560
I made her go.

1073
01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:52,800
I drove her away.

1074
01:16:56,620 --> 01:16:58,240
I'm doing exactly the same to you.

1075
01:17:02,020 --> 01:17:03,380
I don't blame your mum.

1076
01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:07,620
But we're useless men, aren't we?

1077
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:20,900
Laura... I just want you to know that I
love

1078
01:17:20,900 --> 01:17:21,900
you.

1079
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,240
But I don't always know how.

1080
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:33,940
Give us a second chance.

1081
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:35,640
Yeah?

1082
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:38,160
Dad, come here.

1083
01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,660
He's not that germ -filled, is he? He's
not messing around.

1084
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:47,100
No, Dad.

1085
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:48,860
I can always kill him for you, you know.

1086
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:10,380
Hello. All right, tough lad.

1087
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:11,839
Where's the car?

1088
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:12,840
Have you parked it somewhere?

1089
01:18:14,380 --> 01:18:15,420
I haven't got it.

1090
01:18:16,380 --> 01:18:18,440
Well, how can you go dogging without a
car?

1091
01:18:19,940 --> 01:18:20,940
Look.

1092
01:18:23,860 --> 01:18:25,620
It's got pop -ups down the front so it's
easier.

1093
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:27,800
Seriously,

1094
01:18:29,980 --> 01:18:30,980
Dan, where's the car?

1095
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,200
I'm freezing.

1096
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:40,820
But, um... I'm not... I'm not going.

1097
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,080
We're not going.

1098
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:48,140
I don't want to go.

1099
01:18:48,540 --> 01:18:50,220
I don't understand.

1100
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:53,860
You're saying you don't want to go
dogging with it?

1101
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:58,460
Yeah, um... No.

1102
01:19:01,840 --> 01:19:02,840
Um...

1103
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:06,480
Go from where?

1104
01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:21,260
Do you like them then, yeah?

1105
01:19:23,380 --> 01:19:28,160
You only like friendly flowers as well,
not like boyfriend -girlfriend flowers,

1106
01:19:28,220 --> 01:19:29,220
obviously. Yeah, yeah.

1107
01:19:29,420 --> 01:19:30,980
Because we're just friends, aren't we?
Yeah.

1108
01:19:31,540 --> 01:19:32,540
Yeah.

1109
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:37,160
Laura. Today I bought you a nice fresh
bunch of friendly flowers.

1110
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:39,680
I hope we're friends for years rather
than hours.

1111
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:43,200
I hope we don't collapse a bit like the
twin towers. You can't say that, man.

1112
01:19:43,460 --> 01:19:44,460
I'm sorry.

1113
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:49,800
Did you know anyone involved in the
building?

1114
01:19:50,940 --> 01:19:51,940
Sorry.

1115
01:19:52,140 --> 01:19:54,560
I hope we get hitched rather than hit.

1116
01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,160
I'll take the flowers back if you think
the shit.

1117
01:19:57,500 --> 01:20:00,480
I hope we don't go to the start again
with you appealing to the heart of men.

1118
01:20:00,540 --> 01:20:03,280
I'll still try and pay you a compliment,
but you're a bit stone -faced, a bit

1119
01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:04,269
like the men.

1120
01:20:04,270 --> 01:20:05,270
I look like cement?

1121
01:20:05,370 --> 01:20:07,990
No, you don't look like cement. I'm just
saying that... Well, that's not a

1122
01:20:07,990 --> 01:20:09,410
compliment. You're saying I look like
cement.

1123
01:20:09,650 --> 01:20:12,270
No, I don't say you look like cement at
all. I'm just saying that it's... Are

1124
01:20:12,270 --> 01:20:13,148
you calling it ugly?

1125
01:20:13,150 --> 01:20:14,790
No, I'm not calling you ugly. I promise
you, I swear.

1126
01:20:15,630 --> 01:20:19,850
It was hard to talk to, wasn't it? Well,
cement's not... Oh, not that again,

1127
01:20:20,010 --> 01:20:21,010
man.

1128
01:20:22,470 --> 01:20:23,470
Do you have to do that?

1129
01:20:24,090 --> 01:20:25,090
Sorry.

1130
01:20:25,630 --> 01:20:27,870
I was saying, if you just want to be
mates and that, it's all right.

1131
01:20:28,130 --> 01:20:31,850
I don't bother with that. If you ever
change your mind or anything... You ever

1132
01:20:31,850 --> 01:20:32,850
change my mind?

1133
01:20:33,210 --> 01:20:35,530
Yeah, of course you change your mind.
That's what beautiful girls do. They all

1134
01:20:35,530 --> 01:20:36,530
change their mind, don't they?

1135
01:20:36,930 --> 01:20:37,728
How's that?

1136
01:20:37,730 --> 01:20:39,130
I don't know, because that's what girls
do.

1137
01:20:39,550 --> 01:20:41,250
But if you do ever decide to change your
mind, yeah.

1138
01:20:42,810 --> 01:20:43,810
Hey,

1139
01:20:50,330 --> 01:20:59,090
dude.

1140
01:21:01,180 --> 01:21:04,280
Look, I've got some bad news. The car's
off tonight.

1141
01:21:04,620 --> 01:21:08,200
But never fear, because I have used me
aid.

1142
01:21:08,580 --> 01:21:15,420
And I've got a couple of DVDs in. I've
got a French film

1143
01:21:15,420 --> 01:21:19,620
that's got a thing on the front. There
is only one moon, but it is reflected in

1144
01:21:19,620 --> 01:21:20,620
a million tools.

1145
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:22,960
I've got that sound again.

1146
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:25,480
Good.

1147
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:56,920
I'm sorry, but I haven't got enough
money.

1148
01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:24,470
What was your thoughts on the dream?

1149
01:22:24,990 --> 01:22:25,849
Where are you going?

1150
01:22:25,850 --> 01:22:26,850
Have you got a car?

1151
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:28,710
I've got one.

1152
01:23:01,420 --> 01:23:02,420
Laura!

1153
01:23:03,220 --> 01:23:04,940
Wait! Wait!

1154
01:23:05,140 --> 01:23:06,720
Wait! Laura!

1155
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,020
Laura, wait!

1156
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:12,080
Get off me! Get off me!

1157
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:13,300
Laura!

1158
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,660
Laura, wait! Laura!

1159
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:20,500
Laura! Get off me! Get off me! Get off
me!

1160
01:23:22,300 --> 01:23:23,300
Get off me!

1161
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:28,200
Get off me!

1162
01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:32,440
I don't understand it. We have sex.

1163
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:35,000
What? Who has sex?

1164
01:23:35,460 --> 01:23:36,540
We have sex? Uh -huh.

1165
01:23:36,980 --> 01:23:37,980
What, us two?

1166
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:39,560
Will you watch the board?

1167
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:42,520
Us two having sex?

1168
01:23:42,820 --> 01:23:45,040
Well, that's the whole point of it.

1169
01:23:46,220 --> 01:23:47,700
Are you sure you know how to drive?

1170
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:49,400
Yeah, of course I do.

1171
01:23:55,720 --> 01:23:56,740
When I was a kid.

1172
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:04,240
Why didn't you tell him?

1173
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:07,280
I did tell you. What?

1174
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,760
You've got to round this up for me. I've
been fucking ringing her like a tick,

1175
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:12,880
leaving her messages.

1176
01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:14,060
I shouldn't even want to be here with
this.

1177
01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:16,700
What are they saying, these old women,
aren't they?

1178
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:18,880
Fusing for a bit and then fuck off.

1179
01:24:19,380 --> 01:24:20,380
Told you.

1180
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:25,820
If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't be in
this fucking shit anyway.

1181
01:24:26,980 --> 01:24:27,980
No!

1182
01:24:28,540 --> 01:24:29,540
No!

1183
01:24:30,140 --> 01:24:31,140
No!

1184
01:25:00,230 --> 01:25:01,790
I'm in the middle of a roundabout!

1185
01:25:02,230 --> 01:25:03,230
I'm in a roundabout!

1186
01:25:05,670 --> 01:25:07,610
It's alright, we're fucking close now,
fucking close.

1187
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:09,280
What are you doing?

1188
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:10,760
Thanks mate!

1189
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:14,060
Fucking sick!

1190
01:25:14,740 --> 01:25:15,740
Help God!

1191
01:25:41,390 --> 01:25:44,670
I mean, she said she liked you, but... I
don't want to try, man. I'm sick of

1192
01:25:44,670 --> 01:25:46,990
fucking people just using us because
I've got a fucking mint flat and I'm a

1193
01:25:46,990 --> 01:25:47,990
fucking good -looking lad.

1194
01:25:49,890 --> 01:25:52,090
So do you know anyone that goes dogging
other than the sort of you?

1195
01:25:52,810 --> 01:25:53,810
A couple of people.

1196
01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:55,750
Oh, is this it?

1197
01:25:56,630 --> 01:25:57,630
I'm sure I do.

1198
01:25:57,990 --> 01:25:59,090
There'll be caravans and that.

1199
01:26:02,070 --> 01:26:03,910
I know, but I'm sure this is where it
happened.

1200
01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:07,830
What, round here? So let's go in and...
Hey, look at him!

1201
01:26:08,130 --> 01:26:10,670
Where? I don't know if he's a dogger or
he's having a piss or what.

1202
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:16,700
This is definitely this place, Jim.

1203
01:26:16,980 --> 01:26:18,480
Oh, my God. Are they doing it?

1204
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:21,240
Uh -huh. Will you keep a look on the
road, though?

1205
01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:24,920
Pull over here. Pull over here. This is
the place.

1206
01:26:25,320 --> 01:26:26,400
Where? Just pull over here.

1207
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:28,260
All right. Keep your shirt on.

1208
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:30,580
Unless you want to take it off, like.

1209
01:26:31,540 --> 01:26:32,540
Jim, shut up.

1210
01:26:36,260 --> 01:26:37,260
Where are you going?

1211
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:42,720
What are you doing?

1212
01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:45,680
Got the coat?

1213
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:46,980
Yeah. Fuse in.

1214
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:51,980
Look at all them stars.

1215
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:55,460
All them different constellations.

1216
01:26:56,840 --> 01:27:00,780
People say that you like to see bulls
and bows and arrows and that.

1217
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:04,180
But I don't, I just see the stars.

1218
01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:12,160
Fucking hell, they weren't kidding with
her.

1219
01:27:13,950 --> 01:27:15,490
Easier than with me on a bunk all the
day.

1220
01:27:29,310 --> 01:27:34,910
People say it's like a bear or
something, but I've never seen a bear.

1221
01:27:35,410 --> 01:27:36,410
Never.

1222
01:27:37,630 --> 01:27:38,730
But you can learn it.

1223
01:27:40,940 --> 01:27:43,060
Better do it crossword. No, I'm in,
James. I'm ready.

1224
01:27:47,700 --> 01:27:48,700
What are we doing?

1225
01:27:49,320 --> 01:27:50,320
What?

1226
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:51,960
Ain't it cold?

1227
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:53,880
Can we go, please?

1228
01:27:54,320 --> 01:27:55,480
James, we're here to be dogging.

1229
01:27:55,740 --> 01:27:56,840
Yeah, but I didn't think it'd be like
this.

1230
01:27:59,980 --> 01:28:00,980
This is what happened.

1231
01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:02,400
What?

1232
01:28:02,500 --> 01:28:03,540
I don't understand it.

1233
01:28:05,260 --> 01:28:06,260
You all right?

1234
01:28:06,360 --> 01:28:07,480
Do you mind if I'm taking?

1235
01:28:08,660 --> 01:28:10,020
I don't care who you are, mate.

1236
01:28:10,430 --> 01:28:11,670
I'm in the middle of a conversation.

1237
01:28:14,690 --> 01:28:15,690
Come on, let's go.

1238
01:28:16,270 --> 01:28:17,690
You're getting me dogging, James.

1239
01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:22,530
I really like you.

1240
01:28:25,810 --> 01:28:26,810
I love you.

1241
01:28:33,950 --> 01:28:36,610
Thanks, James, but that's not why I'm
here.

1242
01:28:40,530 --> 01:28:42,030
Oh, it's full of weirdos out here.

1243
01:28:42,550 --> 01:28:43,550
It's full of nutters.

1244
01:28:44,970 --> 01:28:45,970
It's raining.

1245
01:28:46,470 --> 01:28:47,550
Hey, it was interesting, that.

1246
01:28:47,910 --> 01:28:51,250
It was different, mate. It was
different, you know.

1247
01:28:51,550 --> 01:28:53,670
That was good, that, mate.

1248
01:28:55,170 --> 01:28:56,250
Do you want us to pull you off, then?

1249
01:28:58,630 --> 01:29:01,250
All right, well, do you want to pull me
off? Please go away, please.

1250
01:29:02,330 --> 01:29:03,570
All right, all right.

1251
01:29:05,270 --> 01:29:06,850
Oh, it's interesting.

1252
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:18,440
You don't mind if I film this, do you?

1253
01:29:19,940 --> 01:29:21,640
Okay. Okay.

1254
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:24,200
The camera's shining.

1255
01:29:24,980 --> 01:29:26,120
Oh, fuck off.

1256
01:29:26,340 --> 01:29:27,380
Sorry. Sorry,

1257
01:29:28,340 --> 01:29:29,340
I'm sorry.

1258
01:29:33,580 --> 01:29:34,580
Yes,

1259
01:29:36,060 --> 01:29:37,440
kill it better.

1260
01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:42,680
Oh, that is what we are talking about,
isn't it?

1261
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:44,560
Hello. Hello.

1262
01:29:46,730 --> 01:29:52,410
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to
intrude, but you are... Yes, you are.

1263
01:29:58,810 --> 01:30:01,890
She is a dirty bitch, isn't she?

1264
01:30:02,710 --> 01:30:03,710
Back off, man.

1265
01:30:03,890 --> 01:30:06,930
Well, I... I'm catering.

1266
01:30:07,770 --> 01:30:10,390
Will I make up to you?

1267
01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:49,880
Fucking hell.

1268
01:30:53,140 --> 01:30:54,740
Fuck, how many has she got in that hair?

1269
01:30:59,700 --> 01:31:05,460
Fuck, drive mate, drive.

1270
01:31:06,180 --> 01:31:09,320
Put your foot down mate, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,

1271
01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:10,860
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,

1272
01:31:10,860 --> 01:31:11,320
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,

1273
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:11,580
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,

1274
01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:12,040
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,

1275
01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:13,040
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.

1276
01:31:20,620 --> 01:31:23,760
What the fuck's that? Fucking Jim.
Fucking prick, what are you doing?

1277
01:31:23,760 --> 01:31:26,680
Laura? Where is she? Laura, where is
she?

1278
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:28,200
I'm looking for you.

1279
01:31:28,380 --> 01:31:30,440
She went down there. She went down
there.

1280
01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:31,699
No, listen.

1281
01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:33,760
One minute, listen. One minute, I'm
there. Where?

1282
01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:35,160
Back there.

1283
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,240
Six of a time, let's just fucking go,
man.

1284
01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:38,520
Where? Over there?

1285
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:40,040
I'm looking for her.

1286
01:31:40,260 --> 01:31:44,660
Are you going to go and look for her?
Yeah, because I fucking am. Good,

1287
01:31:44,660 --> 01:31:45,760
I'm fucking off. Come here.

1288
01:31:46,780 --> 01:31:48,460
Come here.

1289
01:31:49,040 --> 01:31:51,100
What about a nice -looking middle -aged
bird? What?

1290
01:31:51,380 --> 01:31:56,180
I've kept my numbers, mate, but I
guarantee you, Jim will fix it, you know

1291
01:31:56,180 --> 01:31:58,580
I mean? Come on, mate. What the fuck?
Come on, bro!

1292
01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:01,360
You zippy moon -piece.

1293
01:32:01,820 --> 01:32:02,820
Tree -bender.

1294
01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:05,760
Moon -piece.

1295
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:09,440
That laugh.

1296
01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:11,520
That laugh.

1297
01:32:16,980 --> 01:32:17,980
Hello there.

1298
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:26,040
a video on it?

1299
01:32:26,060 --> 01:32:27,060
Um, aye.

1300
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:28,640
Does it bother you, like?

1301
01:32:29,260 --> 01:32:30,360
Uh, yeah.

1302
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:33,360
Well, I'll switch it off. There you go.

1303
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:36,920
Cool night, like, isn't it?

1304
01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:38,680
Yeah, it is. Really cool.

1305
01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:40,460
Are you waiting for your friends or
what?

1306
01:32:40,700 --> 01:32:42,460
I'll go back later on. Uh -huh.

1307
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:44,600
Yeah, I'm a bit of a wonder.

1308
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:46,640
A bit cold for a bit of a wonder.

1309
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:47,880
Yeah.

1310
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:49,600
Well, step into the wall.

1311
01:32:51,220 --> 01:32:53,240
Um... See, the ghost book was from here,
man.

1312
01:32:54,550 --> 01:32:55,610
I've got the heater on full.

1313
01:32:56,270 --> 01:32:57,049
All right.

1314
01:32:57,050 --> 01:32:58,050
Come on.

1315
01:33:07,110 --> 01:33:08,810
I've never felt like this before, you
know.

1316
01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:13,910
You know, I was just like, I've finally
been able to have sex with 20 -year

1317
01:33:13,910 --> 01:33:15,330
-olds. I was fancy when you were a kid.

1318
01:33:15,570 --> 01:33:16,509
Do you know what I mean?

1319
01:33:16,510 --> 01:33:18,650
And you're like, and it's just funny
now.

1320
01:33:19,170 --> 01:33:20,170
And I'm 20.

1321
01:33:20,790 --> 01:33:22,470
And you're, I don't know.

1322
01:33:23,980 --> 01:33:27,100
You know, it's not that I want to be my
mum, I don't like that, you know.

1323
01:33:27,940 --> 01:33:30,820
I'm not going to be able to fucking
grind down here. It's a fucking dead

1324
01:33:30,820 --> 01:33:32,520
for it, mate. Some headlights for you.
Fucking woods.

1325
01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:36,020
Fucking going to get triggered in your
fucking eye. Well, shut my night, then.

1326
01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:37,280
I know, it's freezing.

1327
01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:41,960
So, why haven't they come?

1328
01:33:43,780 --> 01:33:47,760
I'm just having a wonder, really. Just
seeing what... Oh, I see, I see. OK,

1329
01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:49,320
we'll do enough to talk about it, then.

1330
01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:53,220
Yeah, I'm just, you know...

1331
01:33:53,530 --> 01:33:55,930
Out here on my own, trying to do some
thinking. Yeah.

1332
01:33:56,210 --> 01:33:57,210
Mm -hmm.

1333
01:33:59,730 --> 01:34:03,910
My name's... Oh, for fuck's sake, man.
How many cars are there?

1334
01:34:04,250 --> 01:34:06,710
We're going in fucking circles, man.
Wait, wait, shut up.

1335
01:34:07,650 --> 01:34:10,190
Fucking dirty bastard.

1336
01:34:10,870 --> 01:34:12,650
Down, down, down. Did you say she got in
a taxi?

1337
01:34:13,170 --> 01:34:14,710
Yeah. She got in a fucking taxi.

1338
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:23,280
It's fucking titty prints.

1339
01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:25,860
It's fucking titty prints and
everything.

1340
01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:33,740
I think you'll find a light not on,
mate. I

1341
01:34:33,740 --> 01:34:37,060
don't give a fuck, mate. Those titty
prints are my girlfriend's. Sarah!

1342
01:34:37,300 --> 01:34:38,900
It's a bit of privacy, eh?

1343
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:44,100
Privacy? Privacy? It's a fucking dog of
me, you stupid fucking blind fucking...

1344
01:34:44,100 --> 01:34:45,100
Sarah!

1345
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:46,940
What the fuck are you doing?

1346
01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:01,920
I've seen a nice little middle -aged
bird about 40 with big tits run past

1347
01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:12,920
So this is

1348
01:35:12,920 --> 01:35:13,920
my dog. He's new today.

1349
01:35:14,100 --> 01:35:15,100
Oh, he's lovely.

1350
01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:17,240
Aye. I've named him after his father.

1351
01:35:18,340 --> 01:35:19,340
Call him Genghis.

1352
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:20,800
Nice.

1353
01:35:22,260 --> 01:35:23,440
Have you got any pets, Link?

1354
01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:25,080
No, no.

1355
01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:26,420
No? No.

1356
01:35:26,540 --> 01:35:28,080
Don't you like little furry animals,
then?

1357
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:31,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love dogs and that,
but we haven't got one.

1358
01:35:31,940 --> 01:35:32,940
Okay.

1359
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:35,200
Okay.

1360
01:35:39,940 --> 01:35:46,900
So, when you say you haven't had much
luck, is that because no one's asked

1361
01:35:55,850 --> 01:35:58,150
I didn't want to come up. I didn't want
to do something for you, you know. I've

1362
01:35:58,150 --> 01:35:59,250
realised how much you mean to me.

1363
01:35:59,470 --> 01:36:00,470
That's why I've come up, you know.

1364
01:36:00,810 --> 01:36:03,690
Why do you want to leave us? What,
you're going to leave us? Just because I

1365
01:36:03,690 --> 01:36:05,990
to fucking stop in and watch some videos
with you because I care about you.

1366
01:36:06,090 --> 01:36:08,530
Look, Rob, I watch videos with my
children.

1367
01:36:08,790 --> 01:36:10,110
Well, I'm not one of your kids.

1368
01:36:10,310 --> 01:36:11,289
You're a boy.

1369
01:36:11,290 --> 01:36:12,690
I'm not a fucking... No, I'm a boy.

1370
01:36:12,890 --> 01:36:13,890
I'm not a boy.

1371
01:36:14,190 --> 01:36:15,830
Yeah, well, you're a fucking slag.

1372
01:36:16,070 --> 01:36:17,890
You're a slag. Go fuck someone else.

1373
01:36:18,290 --> 01:36:21,690
Yeah, you're with a lad. Young lad,
young lad with a fucking amazing

1374
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:23,110
Amazing car. You know what?

1375
01:36:26,659 --> 01:36:29,340
Fuck anyone you want. I don't give a
fuck.

1376
01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:32,040
Go on, go get your fanny wet. Get
fucked.

1377
01:36:34,160 --> 01:36:35,160
Fuck anyone.

1378
01:36:42,100 --> 01:36:43,100
How's that?

1379
01:36:44,680 --> 01:36:45,680
I got angry.

1380
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:52,960
Now then lad, I want to introduce you to
the lovely Laura.

1381
01:36:53,820 --> 01:36:56,500
Laura, these are the boys. Kenny Lance,
all of them. Hi, Laura.

1382
01:36:57,320 --> 01:36:58,580
Hello, Laura. Nice to meet you.

1383
01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:00,480
Hi, Laura.

1384
01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:01,499
Nice to meet you.

1385
01:37:01,500 --> 01:37:02,800
There you go. Oh, hi.

1386
01:37:03,060 --> 01:37:04,180
You've got lovely legs, Dad.

1387
01:37:04,540 --> 01:37:05,540
I like your legs.

1388
01:37:05,620 --> 01:37:06,760
I like your boots.

1389
01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:09,380
You've got nice hair, haven't you? Oh, I
like our boots. Oh, yes.

1390
01:37:10,280 --> 01:37:12,860
Oh, I see you've got that nice new
plastic down.

1391
01:37:13,060 --> 01:37:16,620
Looks all right, doesn't it? Smelling
awful. That was the right mess the last

1392
01:37:16,620 --> 01:37:19,700
time, wasn't it? I remember what
happened last time. That's why I brought

1393
01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:21,340
car. I'm hopping a bit this time.

1394
01:37:21,740 --> 01:37:23,480
It's a beautiful length. The stars are
lovely.

1395
01:37:23,700 --> 01:37:24,960
That big bear star.

1396
01:37:25,240 --> 01:37:27,440
Yes, there's the bear. Very romantic.

1397
01:37:27,820 --> 01:37:28,820
Very romantic.

1398
01:37:28,960 --> 01:37:32,660
Saturn up there. That's not Saturn.
That's Jupiter, man. It's got the rings.

1399
01:37:32,860 --> 01:37:33,719
Stop, man.

1400
01:37:33,720 --> 01:37:38,120
Do you know about stars? Well, not a
great deal. It's getting cold in here.

1401
01:37:38,340 --> 01:37:39,340
Hey, this looks interesting.

1402
01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:43,220
Don't warm ourselves up. Yeah, watch
them straps there. And he whips.

1403
01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:44,640
A warm whip?

1404
01:37:45,100 --> 01:37:46,260
You talking about chocolate?

1405
01:37:47,080 --> 01:37:48,080
Chocolate?

1406
01:37:56,960 --> 01:37:57,960
Hello? Hello?

1407
01:37:59,180 --> 01:38:00,180
Sarah.

1408
01:38:04,040 --> 01:38:05,040
Sarah.

1409
01:38:08,120 --> 01:38:09,120
Sarah.

1410
01:38:12,540 --> 01:38:18,900
Sarah, I'm sorry for losing my temper,
man. You know, I just... No, I just...

1411
01:38:18,900 --> 01:38:21,740
I've got some water as well for
everyone.

1412
01:38:22,870 --> 01:38:24,090
Oh, aye, nice one. Great.

1413
01:38:24,510 --> 01:38:28,790
I don't need one of them. I'm bursting.
Can I have one first? Just hold it in,

1414
01:38:28,830 --> 01:38:31,090
man. Hold it in. Did you remember to get
them towels?

1415
01:38:31,390 --> 01:38:32,169
I've got towels.

1416
01:38:32,170 --> 01:38:33,170
Can you bring that light in?

1417
01:38:34,350 --> 01:38:36,650
Excuse me. Can you bring the light in?
Sorry to interrupt you. You haven't seen

1418
01:38:36,650 --> 01:38:38,190
a bloke about my age. Have you? Running
up here.

1419
01:38:38,790 --> 01:38:40,270
Quite stocky. Quite big head.

1420
01:38:40,590 --> 01:38:41,590
Ginger hair.

1421
01:38:42,170 --> 01:38:43,170
What's that one, mate?

1422
01:38:44,050 --> 01:38:47,630
It's kind of come from... I want to get
this in the shot. Open them up.

1423
01:38:48,610 --> 01:38:54,710
Sorry, I don't know if any of you have
seen any... Sorry, sorry, don't want to

1424
01:38:54,710 --> 01:38:55,710
interrupt.

1425
01:38:56,810 --> 01:38:57,810
Mr.

1426
01:39:00,790 --> 01:39:03,910
Jobsitter, what are you doing here? What
am I doing here? What do you think

1427
01:39:03,910 --> 01:39:04,889
you're doing here?

1428
01:39:04,890 --> 01:39:05,890
Dan?

1429
01:39:06,750 --> 01:39:07,750
Nora!

1430
01:39:08,430 --> 01:39:13,250
Nora, what are you doing here? What are
you doing?

1431
01:39:14,070 --> 01:39:16,790
You little...

1432
01:39:20,430 --> 01:39:21,810
This is none of your business!

1433
01:39:24,130 --> 01:39:25,130
What's that?

1434
01:39:26,550 --> 01:39:29,410
You just think twice before you do
anything silly.

1435
01:39:29,670 --> 01:39:31,250
I thought I'm not going to do anything
fucking silly.

1436
01:39:31,910 --> 01:39:34,230
You fucking one -plum, you fucking bum!

1437
01:39:34,790 --> 01:39:37,170
No more fucking job for you now, is it,
you prick?

1438
01:39:37,630 --> 01:39:40,930
Fucking disgusting, the lot of you. Dad,
shut up. You bastard.

1439
01:39:41,230 --> 01:39:42,230
Laura, stop cool!

1440
01:39:42,410 --> 01:39:43,950
Dad, shut up. Come on!

1441
01:39:44,550 --> 01:39:45,570
You're a bastard, you.

1442
01:39:45,950 --> 01:39:46,950
Oi, who's he?

1443
01:39:47,970 --> 01:39:49,630
He's interesting, though.

1444
01:39:50,090 --> 01:39:52,910
If you want to go off and be with other
people, you can be with other people.

1445
01:39:53,110 --> 01:39:56,930
And, you know, even if you just want me
to come round every now and then just to

1446
01:39:56,930 --> 01:39:59,090
have a laugh with you or something, you
know what I mean?

1447
01:39:59,790 --> 01:40:05,030
You know, I used to make you laugh and
that, but, you know, you just kind of

1448
01:40:05,030 --> 01:40:06,250
leave us on our own, man, you know?

1449
01:40:06,850 --> 01:40:13,430
Because, you know, I've been left on my
own all my life, man, you know?

1450
01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:24,620
I'll tell you what, if you... Sarah?

1451
01:40:27,780 --> 01:40:28,780
Hello?

1452
01:40:29,260 --> 01:40:33,980
Sorry, mate. Um, is that... Sarah, I'm
looking for someone... Oh,

1453
01:40:35,020 --> 01:40:36,340
you bastard.

1454
01:40:50,320 --> 01:40:51,460
You're not going, are you?

1455
01:40:52,360 --> 01:40:53,700
Oh, great.

1456
01:41:02,700 --> 01:41:04,040
You're a very young man.

1457
01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:05,560
Yeah.

1458
01:41:07,640 --> 01:41:08,640
You're young.

1459
01:41:09,860 --> 01:41:11,140
Yeah, you are.

1460
01:41:11,980 --> 01:41:13,060
The name's Jim.

1461
01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:15,680
Sarah.

1462
01:41:17,340 --> 01:41:18,340
Hi.

1463
01:41:18,680 --> 01:41:19,680
Thank you.

1464
01:41:21,740 --> 01:41:22,740
So where do you want to go?

1465
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:25,420
I really want to go home.

1466
01:41:26,740 --> 01:41:28,260
Righto. Yeah?

1467
01:41:28,560 --> 01:41:29,560
We'll go home then.

1468
01:41:29,660 --> 01:41:30,660
Oh, fantastic.

1469
01:41:33,800 --> 01:41:35,640
What do you think of them dogs?

1470
01:41:36,820 --> 01:41:38,320
A bit like polar bears.

1471
01:41:39,740 --> 01:41:40,740
Polar bears?

1472
01:41:40,800 --> 01:41:41,800
Yeah.

1473
01:41:41,940 --> 01:41:43,380
Oh, he's spotted work.

1474
01:41:43,660 --> 01:41:44,660
Don't look.

1475
01:41:47,700 --> 01:41:48,900
He's taking notes.

1476
01:41:49,140 --> 01:41:50,300
Don't look at him.

1477
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:29,920
My name's Tanya. Thank you all for
coming to the Optimising Potentials

1478
01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:30,920
Sector Conference.

1479
01:42:31,980 --> 01:42:34,360
I'm just going to pass these around, if
you can hand these over.

1480
01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:38,680
If you've got any questions, just raise
your hand, or anything else.

1481
01:42:43,500 --> 01:42:44,860
You saved us last night.

1482
01:42:48,500 --> 01:42:49,500
You did.

1483
01:43:05,050 --> 01:43:06,370
Are you going to give us a kiss then?

1484
01:43:06,850 --> 01:43:09,670
I don't know. Are you going to give me a
kiss then?

1485
01:43:09,990 --> 01:43:10,990
I don't know.

1486
01:43:13,210 --> 01:43:14,210
Oh,

1487
01:43:16,150 --> 01:43:17,150
Dobby.

1488
01:45:05,070 --> 01:45:06,070
Big up, big up, big up!

1489
01:45:16,950 --> 01:45:23,610
My girlfriend went away today on a
business trip with her big man

1490
01:45:23,610 --> 01:45:28,430
boss. I go on the internet, type www dot
stuff.

1491
01:45:29,150 --> 01:45:31,150
Turn in, turn off.

1492
01:45:31,550 --> 01:45:33,350
Log in, log off.

1493
01:45:33,710 --> 01:45:36,650
Sentimental ramblings left for her in
her inbox.

1494
01:45:38,130 --> 01:45:40,410
Horny, jolly laughs reply to me.

1495
01:45:40,670 --> 01:45:46,250
Do you often D .O .G.? For the first
time tonight I'm going to see what I can

1496
01:45:46,250 --> 01:45:47,250
see.

1497
01:45:51,910 --> 01:45:52,910
Getting late.

1498
01:45:53,730 --> 01:45:55,150
In that corner.

1499
01:45:56,030 --> 01:45:57,130
Just retreat.

1500
01:45:58,170 --> 01:45:59,490
From the water.

1501
01:46:00,250 --> 01:46:06,250
The bushes make the car park Quietly

1502
01:46:06,250 --> 01:46:12,950
All the animals sleep My girl and me
Will this work?

1503
01:46:13,130 --> 01:46:20,110
I haven't told a fuck all Suddenly I

1504
01:46:20,110 --> 01:46:27,050
hear an engine It looks at me Question
pending Have you

1505
01:46:27,050 --> 01:46:28,190
ever heard of dogging?

1506
01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:32,380
Fuck is dogging? Well, it's basically
snogging.

1507
01:46:32,740 --> 01:46:34,260
People watching.

1508
01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:36,280
What do you mean?

1509
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:38,280
There's nothing wrong, though.

1510
01:46:38,940 --> 01:46:45,920
I just thought it had to be this one.
But it's cold and I want to

1511
01:46:45,920 --> 01:46:46,920
go home.

1512
01:46:47,220 --> 01:46:50,400
There's a man out there in his white van
and he doesn't look alone.

1513
01:46:50,820 --> 01:46:54,760
What another windy day at Whitley Bay,
horizontal rain.

1514
01:46:55,310 --> 01:46:58,490
Me and my girl under moonshine sitting
in the car again.

1515
01:46:58,850 --> 01:47:00,650
And the windows are steaming.

1516
01:47:00,910 --> 01:47:02,730
And the headlights are gleaming.

1517
01:47:03,050 --> 01:47:06,930
And I've got a feeling that we should be
leaving.

1518
01:47:07,350 --> 01:47:08,970
I was looking for this.

1519
01:47:09,190 --> 01:47:10,950
That looks like a ceiling.

1520
01:47:11,830 --> 01:47:13,070
Interior light.

1521
01:47:13,470 --> 01:47:18,250
Go on and off and on and off and on and
on and off and on and off and on and on

1522
01:47:18,250 --> 01:47:21,690
and off and on and off and on. Suddenly
what a shock to me.

1523
01:47:22,160 --> 01:47:26,180
Now your turn's all eager, Beaver. She
says she thinks we should. I'm like, oh

1524
01:47:26,180 --> 01:47:31,100
my God, I can't believe her. She goes
down and I go up. Tell her that I've had

1525
01:47:31,100 --> 01:47:34,900
enough. Who goes outside? I don't know.
And I'm desperate to go.

1526
01:47:35,540 --> 01:47:41,600
And the interior lights go on and off
and on and off and on. The interior

1527
01:47:41,600 --> 01:47:47,140
go on and off and on and off and on. The
interior lights go on and off and on

1528
01:47:47,140 --> 01:47:49,700
and off and on. On and off and on and
off and on and On and off and on and off

1529
01:47:49,700 --> 01:47:52,320
and on and On and off and on and off and
on and